His name is Hodari...

He really doesn't know what he is going to do with himself, but when he figures it out... Booooooooyyyy!
Look out! He will explode! You will never know what hit you! You will explode into a flaming pile of dog doo!

Don't crackwhores rule?

I think they're groovy, utilitarian, fabulous, and scrumdiddlyumptious, too!

This is my lame attempt at making a first page. If you are horrified by this, head over to Yahoo!, where undoubtedly, you will find something with real content! If you love this page, send an email to Super Ho!

Undoubtedly, he will be happy to make a video for you.